I guess I’ve never been the kinda girl you wanna take home to mother.. as the song goes. That doesn’t mean I’m trash or undeserving of love, respect and kindness. It just means I’m a bit of a freak. I will never fit into someones box. I am quirky, I laugh too loud, I have no filter, I’m inappropriate at times, I’m wild and free at heart, I think rules and regulations are meant to be challenged and questioned and tested. I hate the cultural norm, I question my country's traditions, I’m not patriotic and I worship no flag, god, country or person. I’m not afraid of dirt and walking barefoot among the bugs and bees and chicken poop. I’m not afraid to appreciate male beauty and express my sexuality just because I’m almost 50 years old! I’m not too old to be a kid at heart and if I offend anyone, including my children and husband for being me, I’m sorry but I can not change and honestly I don’t want to.